Saturday, 12 December 2009

10 special things about KL

I has been working in Kuala Lumpur for about 5 months. This is a very special and only place that make me wanna write an article about this wonderland. There are 10 special things about this big city which Muar don't have.

1) Cantonese, a special language that make me, a Malaysian Chinese can't communicate with others Malaysian Chinese. It is just like when I was in UK, red hair and I are both communicate in English, but we can't understand each other. Am I speaking too fast? or they speaking too slow? I can communicate with my best friend even better with Visual Basic Language. Oops, forgot to introduce my best friend, Pissy. A friend that always share the acknowledge of How To Make Love (HTML) with me. Thanks to Pissy!!

2) There is a LOT of 大便纸 in KL, I mean liar. Especially those promoter, come to us with a scratch card. When the moment you scratch the card, nightmare will come to you. That guy will stick with you, keep congratulate and saying that you just won a big prize. You have to leave you contact detail or pay a deposit in order to have the prize. I also kena once, ask me to follow him to his company to collect the prize, alone. What is the purpose of doing this? Rape me? I didn't bring my Mary or Siti. I got nothing worth for him since I got not more than RM50 with me because all my cash has been borrow by someone and she totally forgot about this. She is so great!! Interest keep increasing and increasing... Rm456.78 now~ wow~ such a good investment~ hopefully she won't return me so early so that can buy another new lens or flash gun for Mary with the money she return.

3) A city that link up with a lot of highway. Highway driver suppose to reach destination even faster, but the messy design make this even worst. Middle Ring Road 2 (MRR2) near Pandang Indah is a very good example. Sometime, It jam in midnight. So Impressive!! I tried drive at midnight, from Wangsa Maju to Petaling Jaya through federal highway. I spend 10minute to reach there!!! and I wasn't over speed!!! Normally, It takes about an hour to reach. I wasn't dream, although I drive my power of dream.

4) There are so many special jobs available in KL, such as rapist, robber, killer, assasin, drifter, beggar, liar, Potong Saga promoter, bedlamite, prostitute, ah gua, ah long..... I just realize there are still many job position that you can never found in Jobstreet.com

5) Expenses in KL is really high. Rental and food can make a person poor like shit. Ingredient of food are selling same price in both Muar and KL, but the price of food is a big different between Muar and KL.

6) KL is actually a Disneyland. There are so many Mickey mouse wandering around in this big land and they has scare away pussy cat. Sometime, they might kiss your foot when you yam cha in mamak.

7) I'm getting enough with all kind of signal of the capital and largest city of Malaysia. 3G signal is sux. Okie, fine... since 3G is quite new for this poor country. GPS signal also sux. Okie, Fine again... since we still got road sign. But how come GSM signal is also sux?! It ALWAYS disconnecting my call while i calling someone. I MUST to search for signal by walking around in my house. It happen the same while i sending a SMS. THE CAPITAL AND LARGEST CITY OF MALAYSIA that is not allow us to calling someone smoothly??!! How Come??!! How can this country improve if this city not improving in such a SIMPLE AND COMMON communication stuff??!!

8) There are so many ah gua in this city. Okie...we don't mind if many ah gua around. But tolong lah, ah gua-ah gua !! Don't scare people around you lah. If you want to change your sex, make sure you have potential of doing this. We are all innocent person, don't bring us nightmare.

9) Food in KL is never better than Muarian food. Especially Muar Hua Lam 猪炸汤. Nothing can compare with it. And of course, there are a lot more you can found in Muar like, otak-otak, ikan bakar, wan tan mee, sateh............

10) KL is so noisy. Boo! Boo! here, Boo! Boo! there. They are not getting married though.



2 comments:

Lina said...

uncle.. i never know tat u got the sense of humour! hahahha...

ur point 10 did make me laugh.. hahahha..

Choi Vui said...

creative post by the way!! u have the best description for KL...i will share v my fren who gonna come here in future as tat's d facts!!