What kind of holy person you are?

There are 3 type of person we can found in church,
Non-holy person, semi-holy person and DAMN-holy person.

Usually, non-holy person will never go into christian topic initiatively.
Semi-holy person will do this when needed.
DAMN-holy one will never giving up talking about Christ to anyone.
Sometime, they are too holiness until you can see the light above their head and they can pee in the toilet without turn on the light at night.

Well, I'm the first type, the non-holy person.
I always turn the electrical light on when pee at night.
No one will know I'm a christian if they never ask.
Someone even feel surprised when they FINALLY know that I'm a christian.
Normally, they will answer,'Har? You are a christian ar? I never felt that wor~ Really ar?'
I also don't understand,
What kind of 'feeeeeeel' should a christian bring to people?
A christian should surrounding with wind when walking?
People only feel the smelly wind when they stand behind me.

Quite some number of my friend from church are semi-holy.
They do go into holy topic when needed.
I love to mix with this kind of people as well as non-holy one.
because they can always providing some useful opinion when you need it.
Maybe you don't understand what I mean.
Okie,nevermind. Let talk about DAMN-holy one.

A DAMN holy person will always talking in holiness.
Whatever they say, they will definitely speak according to bible.
Some even block the non-holy words from people.
like,' Why the HELL you drink chill lager?'
I don speak dirty words. but....
honestly, I feel stress when talking to this type of people sometime.
When you feel down on something and hope to get some opinion from them,
they will usually suggest you,'Don't play play ar~ Do pray pray~'
Whatever the problem it is,
solution is always PRAY HARDER!!!

I really don't understand,
is pray the only solution?
Nothing more? Really?
If you don't do your best,
will God do the rest?
Pray harder consider do my best?

So, what kind of holy person you are?
Non-holy? Semi? or DAMN holy?



p/s:
This article NOT to satirize any person,
I just giving my opinion,
don reject my article,
please....