10 special things about KL

I has been working in Kuala Lumpur for about 5 months. This is a very special and only place that make me wanna write an article about this wonderland. There are 10 special things about this big city which Muar don't have.

1) Cantonese, a special language that make me, a Malaysian Chinese can't communicate with others Malaysian Chinese. It is just like when I was in UK, red hair and I are both communicate in English, but we can't understand each other. Am I speaking too fast? or they speaking too slow? I can communicate with my best friend even better with Visual Basic Language. Oops, forgot to introduce my best friend, Pissy. A friend that always share the acknowledge of How To Make Love (HTML) with me. Thanks to Pissy!!

2) There is a LOT of 大便纸 in KL, I mean liar. Especially those promoter, come to us with a scratch card. When the moment you scratch the card, nightmare will come to you. That guy will stick with you, keep congratulate and saying that you just won a big prize. You have to leave you contact detail or pay a deposit in order to have the prize. I also kena once, ask me to follow him to his company to collect the prize, alone. What is the purpose of doing this? Rape me? I didn't bring my Mary or Siti. I got nothing worth for him since I got not more than RM50 with me because all my cash has been borrow by someone and she totally forgot about this. She is so great!! Interest keep increasing and increasing... Rm456.78 now~ wow~ such a good investment~ hopefully she won't return me so early so that can buy another new lens or flash gun for Mary with the money she return.

3) A city that link up with a lot of highway. Highway driver suppose to reach destination even faster, but the messy design make this even worst. Middle Ring Road 2 (MRR2) near Pandang Indah is a very good example. Sometime, It jam in midnight. So Impressive!! I tried drive at midnight, from Wangsa Maju to Petaling Jaya through federal highway. I spend 10minute to reach there!!! and I wasn't over speed!!! Normally, It takes about an hour to reach. I wasn't dream, although I drive my power of dream.

4) There are so many special jobs available in KL, such as rapist, robber, killer, assasin, drifter, beggar, liar, Potong Saga promoter, bedlamite, prostitute, ah gua, ah long..... I just realize there are still many job position that you can never found in Jobstreet.com

5) Expenses in KL is really high. Rental and food can make a person poor like shit. Ingredient of food are selling same price in both Muar and KL, but the price of food is a big different between Muar and KL.

6) KL is actually a Disneyland. There are so many Mickey mouse wandering around in this big land and they has scare away pussy cat. Sometime, they might kiss your foot when you yam cha in mamak.

7) I'm getting enough with all kind of signal of the capital and largest city of Malaysia. 3G signal is sux. Okie, fine... since 3G is quite new for this poor country. GPS signal also sux. Okie, Fine again... since we still got road sign. But how come GSM signal is also sux?! It ALWAYS disconnecting my call while i calling someone. I MUST to search for signal by walking around in my house. It happen the same while i sending a SMS. THE CAPITAL AND LARGEST CITY OF MALAYSIA that is not allow us to calling someone smoothly??!! How Come??!! How can this country improve if this city not improving in such a SIMPLE AND COMMON communication stuff??!!

8) There are so many ah gua in this city. Okie...we don't mind if many ah gua around. But tolong lah, ah gua-ah gua !! Don't scare people around you lah. If you want to change your sex, make sure you have potential of doing this. We are all innocent person, don't bring us nightmare.

9) Food in KL is never better than Muarian food. Especially Muar Hua Lam 猪炸汤. Nothing can compare with it. And of course, there are a lot more you can found in Muar like, otak-otak, ikan bakar, wan tan mee, sateh............

10) KL is so noisy. Boo! Boo! here, Boo! Boo! there. They are not getting married though.

Promotion....

最近一直不停到处逛街，
也买了很多东西，没钱了。。。
期待21号的来临～
就是明天了，哇哈哈！！

不知为什么最近逛街时总是遇到一些奇奇怪怪的推销员，
前天在Jusco，
遇到一个马来推销员走过来，
对着我说，
‘Sir~Sudah potongkeh belum??’
我，无言。。。

第二次经过他时，
他又走过来说，
‘Sir~Potonglah sekarang!!’
我，二度无言。。。

我看起来像是驾Proton Saga的人吗？
Bang! Potong Saga memang sakit, you know?
原来他是P1 WiMax的推销员。
多么烂的推销方式。。。

前几天去到BB Plaza里一间相机店，
店主安迪真的很凶一下。
声音简直是大声到~~~~
比彩微+莹莹的声量还大。
看清楚，是彩微+莹莹的声量，
不是彩微和莹莹的声量。

明明很想杀价，
可是给她骂到完全不敢出声。
结果我还是向她买了一个Lens。
真是不明白我当初在想什么，
给她骂到猪狗不如，
还向她买东西。

讲完废话，
其实我也有东西要宣传。
来来来！！
文良港义卖园艺会又来了！！
节目日期将在2009年11月7日举行，
地点将会在文良港沐恩堂外面举办。
到时有很多游戏玩哦！！
当中最好玩的两项将会是丢酒杯和丢罐子。

来了又不玩是种浪费，
不再又想玩是种损失。
所以，你可以向我购买义卖园艺会固本。
现在买有Promotion,
买一送一，
你只需付RM39.99。
存货有限，目前只剩三本。
要快哦！！

你一定会问，
现在剩三本，
如果买一送一，
那么最后一本怎么办?
没得再送另一本了。

不要担心，
没得送的话，
我将它半价买给你。
算你一本RM19.99
是不是很划算嘞？

Inspiration of Olympic Logo

In year 2008,
Olympic was in Beijing, China.
In order to let everyone has memories of the event,
China designed some colourful dolls, named BeiBei JingJing HuanHuan YingYing NiNi.

Very easy to remember but I feel like I'm stammering when I read it.
Another interesting symbol of Beijing 2008 is the bloody logo.

This is how the inspiration came from.

After they test out,
It really works!!!

Olympic Beijing 2008 has successfully ended last year.
Olympic 2012 will be held in London, UK.
Hopefully they won't design LonLon DonDon WelWel ComeCome YouYou.

This is the Olympic Logo they designed.

Since English People are really open minded,
the source of inspiration may be very different from china.

What kind of holy person you are?

There are 3 type of person we can found in church,
Non-holy person, semi-holy person and DAMN-holy person.

Usually, non-holy person will never go into christian topic initiatively.
Semi-holy person will do this when needed.
DAMN-holy one will never giving up talking about Christ to anyone.
Sometime, they are too holiness until you can see the light above their head and they can pee in the toilet without turn on the light at night.

Well, I'm the first type, the non-holy person.
I always turn the electrical light on when pee at night.
No one will know I'm a christian if they never ask.
Someone even feel surprised when they FINALLY know that I'm a christian.
Normally, they will answer,'Har? You are a christian ar? I never felt that wor~ Really ar?'
I also don't understand,
What kind of 'feeeeeeel' should a christian bring to people?
A christian should surrounding with wind when walking?
People only feel the smelly wind when they stand behind me.

Quite some number of my friend from church are semi-holy.
They do go into holy topic when needed.
I love to mix with this kind of people as well as non-holy one.
because they can always providing some useful opinion when you need it.
Maybe you don't understand what I mean.
Okie,nevermind. Let talk about DAMN-holy one.

A DAMN holy person will always talking in holiness.
Whatever they say, they will definitely speak according to bible.
Some even block the non-holy words from people.
like,' Why the HELL you drink chill lager?'
I don speak dirty words. but....
honestly, I feel stress when talking to this type of people sometime.
When you feel down on something and hope to get some opinion from them,
they will usually suggest you,'Don't play play ar~ Do pray pray~'
Whatever the problem it is,
solution is always PRAY HARDER!!!

I really don't understand,
is pray the only solution?
Nothing more? Really?
If you don't do your best,
will God do the rest?
Pray harder consider do my best?

So, what kind of holy person you are?
Non-holy? Semi? or DAMN holy?



p/s:
This article NOT to satirize any person,
I just giving my opinion,
don reject my article,
please....

破病记

可怜的我，
生病了。
第一天做工就生病了，
真是不知道应该开心还是伤心。
咳嗽咳到没声音讲话了，
想和同事介绍自己都是个问题。

虽然我只是咳嗽，
可是咳的感觉真是和以前不一样。
以前咳嗽可以大摇大摆的咳，
这里咳，那里咳，大大声的咳！！
从来都不会有人理你。
甚至有时还不小心咳在别人脸上。

现在想咳嗽都不敢咳，
怕一刀给人砍死。
在LRT里，
从王傻骂猪忍到当挖泥，
一直都不敢咳嗽。
一咳嗽就十几二十粒眼珠瞪着我，好可怕。
一直告诉自己，要忍～ 要坚持到底～!
一下车，马上狂咳嗽。
忍得好辛苦啊！！

在这H1N1的年代，
想要痛快的生一场病都不行。
好痛苦啊～

他是神

出品人感言

当初，神的百姓以色列住在埃及，留守了一段漫长的430年。
430年，可以同化一个民族；
430年，能够变化一个信仰；
430年，也会转化一个文化。

后来，神的百姓以色列离开埃及，结束了这段漫长的430年。
430年，这个民族没被同化；
430年，这个信仰没被变化；
430年，却转化并建立丰富的文化。

神的意念高过人的意念，他的道路高过人的道路。
当初，埃及是文化最早（）艺术最高（）经贸最繁的文明古国，当然，也包含了音乐的领域。

原来，神的意念是让他的百姓藉埃及建立起音乐的文明；
原来，神的道路是使他的百姓藉音乐拓展他自己的国度；

从此，音乐是祭司服事的专业 （代上15：22）
果然，音乐是大卫争战的武器 （撒上16：23）
真的，音乐是诗篇颂赞的首要 （诗33：3；81：2；92：3；150：4）
将来，音乐是耶稣降临的必备 （启14：2）

城市欢庆教会，
我们竭力追求专业的音乐服事-这是我们的创作信念；
我们坚信音乐乃得胜撒旦权势的有效工具-这是我们的创作目标；
我们尽力建立具音乐性的教会面貌-这是我们的创作目标；
我们预备，有一天父神使用这些音乐创作-这是我们一直的等待。

感谢慈爱的天父，[ 他是神 HE IS GOD ]城市欢庆教会敬拜赞美专辑（一）面世了。
我不单是参与了，也见证了创作团队的尽力协力与不辞劳苦，这是好的开始，美的过程；
而每一个[你]对这专辑的赏识与鼓舞，将使我们未来更稳的跨步开展；
最重要的是，当你占为己有属于自己的[他是神HE IS GOD]同时，务必确保它是正版的。

愿父神的手藉其恩膏每一位聆听的。
愿耶稣的爱藉其熔化每一个受伤的。
愿圣灵的力藉其医治每一个软弱的。

[taken from www.ccc.org.my]

Don't give up

A video that posted by my friend in facebook that I find it meaningful. I not only sharing to my blog reader but also to remind myself not to give up too easily when facing some difficulties. Be strong, don't give up~