Monday, 25 May 2009

远方的你……

在这热岛过了几天了,
有点不习惯。
非常想念身在英国的你。
你最近还好吗?
住在那间家的人有没有欺负你?

你知道吗?
从你身上,我得到笑容;
从你身上,我得到喜乐;
从你身上,我得到快感;
从你身上,我得到满足;
从你身上,我得到智慧;
从你身上,我得到成长。

好希望还能再见到你,
享受你给我的那种感觉,
享受你给我的那种快感,
享受你的处女之身,
享受你给我的满足感。

在这热岛里,
我并没有其他选择。
没有你的日子,
我只好用那废物来代替你。

他不只给不到我喜乐和快感,
反而带给我愤怒。
真是不知为什么,
这样烂的废物,
既然还有第三者和我抢。
生气~!

第三者先生,
你瞎了吗?!?!
这种烂货你都要抢!!
你不知道Streamyx本身已经够慢了吗?
你可以不可以不要再狂下载了?
Tolong Tolong!!!

Friday, 22 May 2009

AirAsiaX Review

Just back from London to Malaysia by cheap flight, AirAsia X.
Since I was the 'white rat' of this flight among my friends,
I think many people will trying to ask me the same question about AirAsia.
Like,
How was that? How was the food?
Can tahan meh, fly so long with AirAsia?

So, I do this review of you guys.

Food:
Not so nice for me, but can tahan la. I had Malaysian food. first meal was nasi briyani, it got no taste at all. Good thing is they are not kiam siap for giving chicken meat in the rice. All I tasted was raisin and chicken, not from rice.
My second meal was nasi lemak. when I open up the food cover, it seperated in 3 part, chicken, rice and chilli sauce. Huh? Chilli sauce? well, it is actually sambal. but looks like chilli sauce. It really taste like sambal but as creamy as Maggi chilli sauce.
Those foods are only a very small portion, the size is almost like a 2.5" external hard disk with casing. It is fine for ladies but for men....hmmm....maybe you can order a cup of instant noodle on board if that is not enough for you. Just bear in mind, nothing is free in AirAsia.

Plane:
It feel like an old plane. the sit wasn't nice to sit. when someone behind you get some magazine from the slot of the sit, you will feel it. when someone behind punch the toward you chair from behind, you will feel pain.
No free entertainment on board like TV screen or music. You can order some sudoku book or chess from the flight attendants. It isn't cheap though. Can you imagine how can a human survive when no entertainment for more than 10 hours?

Staff:
The only thing that I'm happy with was their flight attendants.(Don't over imagining from this sentence) They are all good looking, some are real beauty and handsome. Some of them are always smiling , I wonder how can they do that in such a long journey. They are not tired on this, are they? Well, overall of their service isn't too bad.
I got not much comment on pilot. Speak well in English and Bahasa Malaya. It was an scary break when landing. Overall still OK.

Customer:
more than 80% of their customer is Malaysian. Maybe you think this is a good thing but I wasn't thought so. Lot of aggressive face surrounding me and it was damn scary. Did I do something wrong? Am I too handsome for them?

Monday, 18 May 2009

人老了,这里痛,那里痛。
前天头很痛,痛到北搭汗。
昨天心脏很痛,痛到北搭汗。
现在还有少少肚子痛。
够力,一直往下痛下去。
好怕痛到一些不该痛的地方,
那就真的北搭汗了!!

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

The Most Powerful Search Engine In The World

There are 5 famous search engines in the world,
they are Baidu, Google, Yahoo!, Microsoft Live and Sogou.
No one is the best and no one is bad either,
5 of these search engine got their own outstanding features.
I personally prefer Google.

If one day,
5 of these search engine company merge into one,
I guess it will be the most powerful search engine in the world.




the day has come,
5 of these search engine merged into one and named 'BaGeYALu'.
Such a stupid weird name.

Check this out,












It call itself 'BaGeYALu - The most powerful pirated search engine in the world'
Wow!!! It is really powerful,
we can now search human meat from BaGeYALu!!
Yahoo!!!

Link: http://www.bageyalu.com/

Monday, 11 May 2009

选择

人犯罪因为人拥有自由,
人有自由因为人有很多选择,
人拥有选择的权利因为上帝让人拥有自由的权利,
得到的结果还是罪。

选择,
让人烦恼,
让人担心,
让人难以做主,
让人花心,
让人喜新厌旧,
也让人犯罪。

但,
如果人没有选择的权利,
人或许会过得不快乐,
不满意现在所拥有的,
因为人生缺少了自由。
人再也不需要拥有自己的主见和原则,
一切都听上帝的,
人生过得就像机器人一样。

一个故事讲到一对夫妻的对话。
妻子问丈夫:
“如果上帝只应许你的一生只能拥有一辆车子,
不能更换,你会如何对待那辆车呢?”
丈夫回答:
“我会非常照顾它,
常常把它洗得干干净净的,
也会很小心的驾驶。”
妻子又问:
“那么。。。除了我,
这世界上就已经没有其他的女人了,
你会如何对待我呢?”
丈夫便笑笑的抱着妻子说:
“我明白你的意思了,
我会一直都很珍惜你,爱你的”

珍惜你现在所拥有的,
也珍惜你当初所做的决定。
我们拥有选择的权利因为拥有上帝的祝福,
不要因为选择而感到困扰,
因为我们不值得因祝福而感到困扰。

Friday, 8 May 2009

铸剑师

一个经验丰富又勤劳的铸剑师能用一年把矿石打成一把长剑;
一个无经验但勤劳的铸剑师能用两个年把矿石打成一把长剑;
一个经验丰富但不勤劳的铸剑师用三年把矿石打成一把长剑;
一个无经验又不勤劳的铸剑师需用四年把矿石打成一把长剑。

如果我是铸剑师,我觉得我会用四年来打造一把长剑。
可是我却见过一些铸剑师用了四年时间,
手上还握着四年前的那颗矿石。
铸剑师呀~铸剑师~
你过去的四年都在做些什么呢?

Friday, 1 May 2009

呕药肥加料!!

五月二十号,
曾经非常期待的一天终于要来了,
还有二十天,三个小时,十五分钟。
将会带着五分的喜乐和五分的不舍回家去。

奇怪,
我不是非常期待这天的到来吗?
不知为什么,
突然很不想离开。

有些东西是我没办法带走的,
唯一能带走的只有回忆。
谢谢大家带给我那么多美好的回忆!!
虽然有些回忆不是那么的完美,
但是还是要说声谢谢,
因为这些经历让我人生更成长。