Saturday, 12 December 2009

10 special things about KL

I has been working in Kuala Lumpur for about 5 months. This is a very special and only place that make me wanna write an article about this wonderland. There are 10 special things about this big city which Muar don't have.

1) Cantonese, a special language that make me, a Malaysian Chinese can't communicate with others Malaysian Chinese. It is just like when I was in UK, red hair and I are both communicate in English, but we can't understand each other. Am I speaking too fast? or they speaking too slow? I can communicate with my best friend even better with Visual Basic Language. Oops, forgot to introduce my best friend, Pissy. A friend that always share the acknowledge of How To Make Love (HTML) with me. Thanks to Pissy!!

2) There is a LOT of 大便纸 in KL, I mean liar. Especially those promoter, come to us with a scratch card. When the moment you scratch the card, nightmare will come to you. That guy will stick with you, keep congratulate and saying that you just won a big prize. You have to leave you contact detail or pay a deposit in order to have the prize. I also kena once, ask me to follow him to his company to collect the prize, alone. What is the purpose of doing this? Rape me? I didn't bring my Mary or Siti. I got nothing worth for him since I got not more than RM50 with me because all my cash has been borrow by someone and she totally forgot about this. She is so great!! Interest keep increasing and increasing... Rm456.78 now~ wow~ such a good investment~ hopefully she won't return me so early so that can buy another new lens or flash gun for Mary with the money she return.

3) A city that link up with a lot of highway. Highway driver suppose to reach destination even faster, but the messy design make this even worst. Middle Ring Road 2 (MRR2) near Pandang Indah is a very good example. Sometime, It jam in midnight. So Impressive!! I tried drive at midnight, from Wangsa Maju to Petaling Jaya through federal highway. I spend 10minute to reach there!!! and I wasn't over speed!!! Normally, It takes about an hour to reach. I wasn't dream, although I drive my power of dream.

4) There are so many special jobs available in KL, such as rapist, robber, killer, assasin, drifter, beggar, liar, Potong Saga promoter, bedlamite, prostitute, ah gua, ah long..... I just realize there are still many job position that you can never found in Jobstreet.com

5) Expenses in KL is really high. Rental and food can make a person poor like shit. Ingredient of food are selling same price in both Muar and KL, but the price of food is a big different between Muar and KL.

6) KL is actually a Disneyland. There are so many Mickey mouse wandering around in this big land and they has scare away pussy cat. Sometime, they might kiss your foot when you yam cha in mamak.

7) I'm getting enough with all kind of signal of the capital and largest city of Malaysia. 3G signal is sux. Okie, fine... since 3G is quite new for this poor country. GPS signal also sux. Okie, Fine again... since we still got road sign. But how come GSM signal is also sux?! It ALWAYS disconnecting my call while i calling someone. I MUST to search for signal by walking around in my house. It happen the same while i sending a SMS. THE CAPITAL AND LARGEST CITY OF MALAYSIA that is not allow us to calling someone smoothly??!! How Come??!! How can this country improve if this city not improving in such a SIMPLE AND COMMON communication stuff??!!

8) There are so many ah gua in this city. Okie...we don't mind if many ah gua around. But tolong lah, ah gua-ah gua !! Don't scare people around you lah. If you want to change your sex, make sure you have potential of doing this. We are all innocent person, don't bring us nightmare.

9) Food in KL is never better than Muarian food. Especially Muar Hua Lam 猪炸汤. Nothing can compare with it. And of course, there are a lot more you can found in Muar like, otak-otak, ikan bakar, wan tan mee, sateh............

10) KL is so noisy. Boo! Boo! here, Boo! Boo! there. They are not getting married though.



Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Promotion....

最近一直不停到处逛街,
也买了很多东西,没钱了。。。
期待21号的来临~
就是明天了,哇哈哈!!

不知为什么最近逛街时总是遇到一些奇奇怪怪的推销员,
前天在Jusco,
遇到一个马来推销员走过来,
对着我说,
‘Sir~Sudah potongkeh belum??’
我,无言。。。

第二次经过他时,
他又走过来说,
‘Sir~Potonglah sekarang!!’
我,二度无言。。。

我看起来像是驾Proton Saga的人吗?
Bang! Potong Saga memang sakit, you know?
原来他是P1 WiMax的推销员。
多么烂的推销方式。。。

前几天去到BB Plaza里一间相机店,
店主安迪真的很凶一下。
声音简直是大声到~~~~
比彩微+莹莹的声量还大。
看清楚,是彩微+莹莹的声量,
不是彩微莹莹的声量。

明明很想杀价,
可是给她骂到完全不敢出声。
结果我还是向她买了一个Lens。
真是不明白我当初在想什么,
给她骂到猪狗不如,
还向她买东西。

讲完废话,
其实我也有东西要宣传。
来来来!!
文良港义卖园艺会又来了!!
节目日期将在2009年11月7日举行,
地点将会在文良港沐恩堂外面举办。
到时有很多游戏玩哦!!
当中最好玩的两项将会是丢酒杯和丢罐子。

来了又不玩是种浪费,
不再又想玩是种损失。
所以,你可以向我购买义卖园艺会固本。
现在买有Promotion,
买一送一
你只需付RM39.99
存货有限,目前只剩三本。
要快哦!!

你一定会问,
现在剩三本,
如果买一送一,
那么最后一本怎么办?
没得再送另一本了。

不要担心,
没得送的话,
我将它半价买给你。
算你一本RM19.99
是不是很划算嘞?

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Inspiration of Olympic Logo

In year 2008,
Olympic was in Beijing, China.
In order to let everyone has memories of the event,
China designed some colourful dolls, named BeiBei JingJing HuanHuan YingYing NiNi.

Very easy to remember but I feel like I'm stammering when I read it.
Another interesting symbol of Beijing 2008 is the bloody logo.

This is how the inspiration came from.

After they test out,
It really works!!!

Olympic Beijing 2008 has successfully ended last year.
Olympic 2012 will be held in London, UK.
Hopefully they won't design LonLon DonDon WelWel ComeCome YouYou.

This is the Olympic Logo they designed.

Since English People are really open minded,
the source of inspiration may be very different from china.

Sunday, 16 August 2009

What kind of holy person you are?

There are 3 type of person we can found in church,
Non-holy person, semi-holy person and DAMN-holy person.

Usually, non-holy person will never go into christian topic initiatively.
Semi-holy person will do this when needed.
DAMN-holy one will never giving up talking about Christ to anyone.
Sometime, they are too holiness until you can see the light above their head and they can pee in the toilet without turn on the light at night.

Well, I'm the first type, the non-holy person.
I always turn the electrical light on when pee at night.
No one will know I'm a christian if they never ask.
Someone even feel surprised when they FINALLY know that I'm a christian.
Normally, they will answer,'Har? You are a christian ar? I never felt that wor~ Really ar?'
I also don't understand,
What kind of 'feeeeeeel' should a christian bring to people?
A christian should surrounding with wind when walking?
People only feel the smelly wind when they stand behind me.

Quite some number of my friend from church are semi-holy.
They do go into holy topic when needed.
I love to mix with this kind of people as well as non-holy one.
because they can always providing some useful opinion when you need it.
Maybe you don't understand what I mean.
Okie,nevermind. Let talk about DAMN-holy one.

A DAMN holy person will always talking in holiness.
Whatever they say, they will definitely speak according to bible.
Some even block the non-holy words from people.
like,' Why the HELL you drink chill lager?'
I don speak dirty words. but....
honestly, I feel stress when talking to this type of people sometime.
When you feel down on something and hope to get some opinion from them,
they will usually suggest you,'Don't play play ar~ Do pray pray~'
Whatever the problem it is,
solution is always PRAY HARDER!!!

I really don't understand,
is pray the only solution?
Nothing more? Really?
If you don't do your best,
will God do the rest?
Pray harder consider do my best?

So, what kind of holy person you are?
Non-holy? Semi? or DAMN holy?



p/s:
This article NOT to satirize any person,
I just giving my opinion,
don reject my article,
please....

Thursday, 6 August 2009

破病记

可怜的我,
生病了。
第一天做工就生病了,
真是不知道应该开心还是伤心。
咳嗽咳到没声音讲话了,
想和同事介绍自己都是个问题。

虽然我只是咳嗽,
可是咳的感觉真是和以前不一样。
以前咳嗽可以大摇大摆的咳,
这里咳,那里咳,大大声的咳!!
从来都不会有人理你。
甚至有时还不小心咳在别人脸上。

现在想咳嗽都不敢咳,
怕一刀给人砍死。
在LRT里,
从王傻骂猪忍到当挖泥,
一直都不敢咳嗽。
一咳嗽就十几二十粒眼珠瞪着我,好可怕。
一直告诉自己,要忍~ 要坚持到底~!
一下车,马上狂咳嗽。
忍得好辛苦啊!!

在这H1N1的年代,
想要痛快的生一场病都不行。
好痛苦啊~

他是神



出品人感言

当初,神的百姓以色列住在埃及,留守了一段漫长的430年。
430年,可以同化一个民族;
430年,能够变化一个信仰;
430年,也会转化一个文化。

后来,神的百姓以色列离开埃及,结束了这段漫长的430年。
430年,这个民族没被同化;
430年,这个信仰没被变化;
430年,却转化并建立丰富的文化。

神的意念高过人的意念,他的道路高过人的道路。
当初,埃及是文化最早()艺术最高()经贸最繁的文明古国,当然,也包含了音乐的领域。

原来,神的意念是让他的百姓藉埃及建立起音乐的文明;
原来,神的道路是使他的百姓藉音乐拓展他自己的国度;

从此,音乐是祭司服事的专业 (代上15:22)
果然,音乐是大卫争战的武器 (撒上16:23)
真的,音乐是诗篇颂赞的首要 (诗33:3;81:2;92:3;150:4)
将来,音乐是耶稣降临的必备 (启14:2)

城市欢庆教会,
我们竭力追求专业的音乐服事-这是我们的创作信念;
我们坚信音乐乃得胜撒旦权势的有效工具-这是我们的创作目标;
我们尽力建立具音乐性的教会面貌-这是我们的创作目标;
我们预备,有一天父神使用这些音乐创作-这是我们一直的等待。

感谢慈爱的天父,[ 他是神 HE IS GOD ]城市欢庆教会敬拜赞美专辑(一)面世了。
我不单是参与了,也见证了创作团队的尽力协力与不辞劳苦,这是好的开始,美的过程;
而每一个[你]对这专辑的赏识与鼓舞,将使我们未来更稳的跨步开展;
最重要的是,当你占为己有属于自己的[他是神HE IS GOD]同时,务必确保它是正版的。

愿父神的手藉其恩膏每一位聆听的。
愿耶稣的爱藉其熔化每一个受伤的。
愿圣灵的力藉其医治每一个软弱的。

[taken from www.ccc.org.my]

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Don't give up

A video that posted by my friend in facebook that I find it meaningful. I not only sharing to my blog reader but also to remind myself not to give up too easily when facing some difficulties. Be strong, don't give up~


Sunday, 19 July 2009

Indah Harapan


Come Come!!
Bring your grandmom and granddad if they need someone to take care.
I guarantee they will love this place and treat it as heaven.
They will found their mates here,
delicious food provided,
maids are all friendly and leng lui,
ladies folks who stay here are all leng lui also,
guys also as leng zai as me,
quality of the environment as perfect as Burj Al Arab Hotel,
price also super cheap.
It worth to be here!!!

for more detail,
please visit www.indahhome.com

Saturday, 4 July 2009

好难爱

以前和朋友同住在同个屋檐下时,
家里总会发生不少事情让我学习如何去爱一些不可爱的人。
甚至爱到不知怎么去爱时,
突然会好想回家。
因为在家里,什么事都不用担心,
总是认为自己家会比较平安的度过。

可是回到自己家了,
问题还是一样的多。
上帝呀~
你为什么一直把不可爱的人放在我身边?
为什么他们那么难爱?
是因为我缺少爱心吗?
还是因为他们缺少可爱?

和朋友住,我能理解。
因为大家都来自不同背景,不同家庭。
可是,和家人住,
我真是搞不明白,
和她同住了24年,
我还是没办法爱她,
为什么我有这样的家庭?
为什么??!!

我想我们最大的不同是宗教。
以前和你们去佛堂,
也信佛教。
现在我信主了,
我都没怪你们。
我只怪我自己当初不懂事,
也不肯接受福音。
我可不可以有我信主的自由?
你们可不可以不要这样讨厌我?

长了这么大了,
这种基本礼貌都不懂吗?
说谎会把事情解决吗?
我知道你是我长辈,
我也知道我应该尊重你。
可是你呢?
你难道不能给我一点的尊重吗?
你是人,我不是人吗?
你需要尊严,难道我就不需要吗?
这24年来,我让你让得还不够多吗?
你是怎么对我妈的,我难道不知道吗?

我住在自己家里,
连自己的房间都没有,
晚上还要睡妈妈的书房。
你们却自己一人一间房。
我都从来没有向你们要求什么。
现在我突然想要求一样东西,
求求你,给我一点私人空间好吗?
不要来烦我了好吗!!
也不要欺负我妈了!!
我虽然很静,可是我也是有脾气的!!

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

What's wrong with this story?

There are so many WHY in my heart.
Something I couldn't understand.
Why a story book with good story can be rejected by publisher?
Why publisher reject it while author not even started to write it yet?
Why publisher always thinking that this story will never telling a happy ending?
Why publisher can't even give a chance for author to try it?
Why author of the book don't even has right of freedom to write it?
Why publisher accept and love the first book but reject the second book?
Why publisher love the first story that telling an unwanted story ending?
What's wrong with the second story book?
What's wrong with the publisher?
What's wrong with the author?
What is going wrong??

Should the author continue writing the story without publishing it?
Or should he give up his ideas?

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Reporter Han


上个星期,
教会举办双亲节活动时,
好多小孩子都集聚在一起。






我拿着我的大炮(Canon)帮教会做摄影工作。
(不是照片中那架啦!!)
当我一拿起我的大炮时,
有个小孩看到就说,
“你看!还有记者来拍照!!”

奇怪,无端端变成记者了。
可是我比较喜欢当狗仔队叻!
记者拍的不是死人就是马来人,
狗仔队拍的都是帅哥美女!!
运气好的话,
可能还会拍到这样的照片:










Sunday, 14 June 2009

我们都在欢迎谁??

“哇佬!!
Philip Mantofa牧师来大马了!!

酱恩高又帅的牧师,一定要去听他讲道!!

约书亚乐团也来大马了!!

爱死他们了,一定要去听他唱歌!!”




这是我们多数基督徒都会犯的错。
恩高的牧师从远方来讲道,
我们就打死都要出席,
打死都不能在他们讲道时睡着。
那么,我们自己教会的牧师呢?
他们讲到时我们都没得着吗?
我们都非常清醒的在听道吗?

很够力的乐团在唱歌,
我们都跟着节奏跳。
我们自己的教会领唱团呢?
他们唱歌时,
我们有开口唱吗?
我们有跟着节奏跳吗?

相信多数基督徒都非常欢迎和崇拜恩高的牧者,
也特别爱够力的乐团。
这和崇拜偶像有什么分别呢?
他们都是上帝的仆人。
他们的恩高都是从上帝来的。
他们酱够力也都是上帝的恩赐。
难道上帝没给我们教会的弟兄姐妹任何恩赐吗?

并不是说我们不能欢迎Philip牧师来讲道,
也不是说不能欢迎约书亚来唱歌,
只是我们都太欢迎他们了。
欢迎他们的心几乎多过欢迎圣灵的心。

Philip牧师说的对,
终有一天我们会忘记他。
当我们在天堂时,
我们看到Philip牧师站在一边,
我们会向前向他说话。
如果和他说话的同时,
我们看见摩西站在另一边,
我们会怎么做呢?
我们应该会不理Philip牧师便冲向摩西向他说话。

和摩西说完话了,
回来找Philip牧师时,
途中又看到彼得站在另一旁,
我们又会如何呢?

恩高并不是来自他们,
而是来自上帝。
他们只不过是被上帝用来传讲福音的仆人。
基督徒应该抱着渴望上帝和欢迎圣灵的心态去特会,
而不是为Philip牧师或约书亚而出席。




刚从IF营会回来又赶着参加A4J特会
这两个星期虽然很忙,
可是领受的可真多。
还有好多好多可以分享的。
先写到这里,
下次再分享。

Monday, 25 May 2009

远方的你……

在这热岛过了几天了,
有点不习惯。
非常想念身在英国的你。
你最近还好吗?
住在那间家的人有没有欺负你?

你知道吗?
从你身上,我得到笑容;
从你身上,我得到喜乐;
从你身上,我得到快感;
从你身上,我得到满足;
从你身上,我得到智慧;
从你身上,我得到成长。

好希望还能再见到你,
享受你给我的那种感觉,
享受你给我的那种快感,
享受你的处女之身,
享受你给我的满足感。

在这热岛里,
我并没有其他选择。
没有你的日子,
我只好用那废物来代替你。

他不只给不到我喜乐和快感,
反而带给我愤怒。
真是不知为什么,
这样烂的废物,
既然还有第三者和我抢。
生气~!

第三者先生,
你瞎了吗?!?!
这种烂货你都要抢!!
你不知道Streamyx本身已经够慢了吗?
你可以不可以不要再狂下载了?
Tolong Tolong!!!

Friday, 22 May 2009

AirAsiaX Review

Just back from London to Malaysia by cheap flight, AirAsia X.
Since I was the 'white rat' of this flight among my friends,
I think many people will trying to ask me the same question about AirAsia.
Like,
How was that? How was the food?
Can tahan meh, fly so long with AirAsia?

So, I do this review of you guys.

Food:
Not so nice for me, but can tahan la. I had Malaysian food. first meal was nasi briyani, it got no taste at all. Good thing is they are not kiam siap for giving chicken meat in the rice. All I tasted was raisin and chicken, not from rice.
My second meal was nasi lemak. when I open up the food cover, it seperated in 3 part, chicken, rice and chilli sauce. Huh? Chilli sauce? well, it is actually sambal. but looks like chilli sauce. It really taste like sambal but as creamy as Maggi chilli sauce.
Those foods are only a very small portion, the size is almost like a 2.5" external hard disk with casing. It is fine for ladies but for men....hmmm....maybe you can order a cup of instant noodle on board if that is not enough for you. Just bear in mind, nothing is free in AirAsia.

Plane:
It feel like an old plane. the sit wasn't nice to sit. when someone behind you get some magazine from the slot of the sit, you will feel it. when someone behind punch the toward you chair from behind, you will feel pain.
No free entertainment on board like TV screen or music. You can order some sudoku book or chess from the flight attendants. It isn't cheap though. Can you imagine how can a human survive when no entertainment for more than 10 hours?

Staff:
The only thing that I'm happy with was their flight attendants.(Don't over imagining from this sentence) They are all good looking, some are real beauty and handsome. Some of them are always smiling , I wonder how can they do that in such a long journey. They are not tired on this, are they? Well, overall of their service isn't too bad.
I got not much comment on pilot. Speak well in English and Bahasa Malaya. It was an scary break when landing. Overall still OK.

Customer:
more than 80% of their customer is Malaysian. Maybe you think this is a good thing but I wasn't thought so. Lot of aggressive face surrounding me and it was damn scary. Did I do something wrong? Am I too handsome for them?

Monday, 18 May 2009

人老了,这里痛,那里痛。
前天头很痛,痛到北搭汗。
昨天心脏很痛,痛到北搭汗。
现在还有少少肚子痛。
够力,一直往下痛下去。
好怕痛到一些不该痛的地方,
那就真的北搭汗了!!

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

The Most Powerful Search Engine In The World

There are 5 famous search engines in the world,
they are Baidu, Google, Yahoo!, Microsoft Live and Sogou.
No one is the best and no one is bad either,
5 of these search engine got their own outstanding features.
I personally prefer Google.

If one day,
5 of these search engine company merge into one,
I guess it will be the most powerful search engine in the world.




the day has come,
5 of these search engine merged into one and named 'BaGeYALu'.
Such a stupid weird name.

Check this out,












It call itself 'BaGeYALu - The most powerful pirated search engine in the world'
Wow!!! It is really powerful,
we can now search human meat from BaGeYALu!!
Yahoo!!!

Link: http://www.bageyalu.com/

Monday, 11 May 2009

选择

人犯罪因为人拥有自由,
人有自由因为人有很多选择,
人拥有选择的权利因为上帝让人拥有自由的权利,
得到的结果还是罪。

选择,
让人烦恼,
让人担心,
让人难以做主,
让人花心,
让人喜新厌旧,
也让人犯罪。

但,
如果人没有选择的权利,
人或许会过得不快乐,
不满意现在所拥有的,
因为人生缺少了自由。
人再也不需要拥有自己的主见和原则,
一切都听上帝的,
人生过得就像机器人一样。

一个故事讲到一对夫妻的对话。
妻子问丈夫:
“如果上帝只应许你的一生只能拥有一辆车子,
不能更换,你会如何对待那辆车呢?”
丈夫回答:
“我会非常照顾它,
常常把它洗得干干净净的,
也会很小心的驾驶。”
妻子又问:
“那么。。。除了我,
这世界上就已经没有其他的女人了,
你会如何对待我呢?”
丈夫便笑笑的抱着妻子说:
“我明白你的意思了,
我会一直都很珍惜你,爱你的”

珍惜你现在所拥有的,
也珍惜你当初所做的决定。
我们拥有选择的权利因为拥有上帝的祝福,
不要因为选择而感到困扰,
因为我们不值得因祝福而感到困扰。

Friday, 8 May 2009

铸剑师

一个经验丰富又勤劳的铸剑师能用一年把矿石打成一把长剑;
一个无经验但勤劳的铸剑师能用两个年把矿石打成一把长剑;
一个经验丰富但不勤劳的铸剑师用三年把矿石打成一把长剑;
一个无经验又不勤劳的铸剑师需用四年把矿石打成一把长剑。

如果我是铸剑师,我觉得我会用四年来打造一把长剑。
可是我却见过一些铸剑师用了四年时间,
手上还握着四年前的那颗矿石。
铸剑师呀~铸剑师~
你过去的四年都在做些什么呢?

Friday, 1 May 2009

呕药肥加料!!

五月二十号,
曾经非常期待的一天终于要来了,
还有二十天,三个小时,十五分钟。
将会带着五分的喜乐和五分的不舍回家去。

奇怪,
我不是非常期待这天的到来吗?
不知为什么,
突然很不想离开。

有些东西是我没办法带走的,
唯一能带走的只有回忆。
谢谢大家带给我那么多美好的回忆!!
虽然有些回忆不是那么的完美,
但是还是要说声谢谢,
因为这些经历让我人生更成长。

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Fireball

Previously, on the Legend of Han....

I learned a green orb power from Fotosyok that was kinda useless to be a real hero.
It can't even kill zakum's fingers!!!!









This time, I discovered a new power from Mario
I learned FIREBALL!!!
I can throw it to Spiderman and burn up his ass now...
Yahoo!!











Oh ya,
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!





Maybe you can try this in school,
or shopping centre...
Just don't do this at home.

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Photoshop Tutorial - Breaking Apart

I had promised someone that I will make a tutorial section regarding breaking apart.So, here it is.
In this tutorial, you will learn how to creating a breaking apart photo from an object like this:
















I not do tutorial with my own picture like what I did last time because I might take a bit longer and complicated to do.
Just make things simple, lets do it with an apple in this tutorial.
Don worry, the process is exactly the same way as how I did my breaking apart picture last time.
If you can't see the image clear enough in my blog, just click on the image for enlarge.

So....
Lets started!!





















1) creating a photoshop file with the size and background colour you want.

2) open your image in that file. Of course, you need to have an object in your image. (like my apple)
















3) now, click on Lasso Tool in your photoshop tools panel.




4) select the area that you wanna crack it. (make sure layer1 selected)

5) right click on it > press Layer via Copy























6) photoshop will copy the selected area to a new layer(layer2 in my tutorial)

7) in order the see the new layer with hiding others, you need to click on the eye button that is beside layer1 and background for hiding them.


















8) choose Quick Selection Tool in your tool panel.


















9) click and drag on those area that we don't need it. (Don't worry if the area your selected is a little too much because people won't notice it once it is breaking into pieces)





















10) choose lasso tool from your tools panel like what we did in step 3.

11) simply selecting a small piece from your object texture with lasso tool.




















12) press and hold down CTRL button, you will see a scissor on your mouse cursor (when pointing to the area you selected). now, click and drag the selected texture away from your object. (make sure you move it with holding CTRL button)























13) keep doing the same task like step 12 until you see the result you want. It might take you a long time to do this.























14) now, you might wanna visible your layer1 and background by click on the eye again.

15) make sure your layer1 is selected.(just click on the layer for selecting it)

16) click on Add vector mask. (you can find it on bottom of layer panel)























17) select Brush Tool from tools panel.


















18) make sure your brush is in black colour. (you can change colour on bottom of tools panel)























19) I am highly recommend for you to use a soft brush with 0% of hardness. (you can still use hard brush if you want)






















20) brushing out those area that you think it is not necessary to appear in your photo. (make sure MASK of layer1 is selected)























21) after brushing, you might get a result like this.



















22) now, you need a texture which looks something like this. If you can't found any from others website, you can save a copy from the image above. I don't really mind :)























23) open this texture on your file with a new layer.























24) click on the drop down list above the layer panel, select Overlay























25) go to Edit > Free transform























26) scaling the image to the size that you think is fine and press enter.























27) by layer3 selected, creating a new mask. (as what we did on step 16)

28) select Brush Tool from tools panel. you got to make sure it is soft brush now, and fill with black colour.(as what we did on step 17-19)

29) brush away those part that you think it is not real and unnecessary.(make sure MASK of layer3 selected)























30) after brushing, your image might looks similar like this.























31) if you think layer3 isn't looks clear enough, click and drag your layer3 to create a new layer button and release it. (create a new layer button can found in bottom of layer panel) photoshop will automatically copy a same layer from layer3.


-Done-

If you got any question about this tutorial, do ask me in comment section or email me.
I never did any tutorial guide before and this is the first one i did,
I hope you like it.
If you think I'm not doing well in this tutorial, do let me know as well.

Thanks!!!

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

A Surprise From Facebook

Just received a surprise from facebook.
I received a friend request from a lady.
her name is Shirley Lee
A beautiful lady although she do not upload any photo yet.

Guess what??



SHE IS MY MOM!!!!
Wow!! Unbelievable!!
My mom is really high tech!!
she joined msn earlier than me,
and now, she join facebook!!!
Mom, you rock !!!

p/s:
for some of my friends who haven't join facebook,
you are really outdate, man!!XD

Friday, 10 April 2009

Photoshop

Few months ago,
I was thinking that photoshop is nothing more than a photo editor.
It helps to modify size, color, paint, and so on.
Just like others photo editor,
nothing special about it.
In another words, it is a digital enhancement tool.

After I playing around in photoshop in few months ago,
I realised one thing,
photoshop is a greatest inventions in this world.
It manage to make a died body to alive,
from a human into superman,
from a superman to a devil,
from a devil to a angel....





















Those photo was created when I was playing around in photoshop.
Creation of third photo is time consuming,
second and last was really challeged my photoshopping skill.

Many people are shopping addict,
but I'm photoshopping addict.
Oh no!! HELP!!!

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Flight Ticket From Amsterdam To Kuala Lumpur

I do planning for europe trip before I fly back to Malaysia in mid of this year,
I will propably do my trip until Amsterdam as last stop in europe and directly back to Malaysia from Amsterdam Airport Schiphol.
Before I make my decision, research on the price of flight is necessary.
I check Malaysia airline, Qatar, Singapore Airline...
most of them are around 500-750euro(without promotion period),
Singapore Airline is a lot expensive which is 1000+euro.
After I check the price of Thai Airways,
I realised that Singapore Airline is DAMN CHEAP!!!
This is a screenshot from Thai Airways booking website...


Walao A~
Not 1st Class or Business Class lagi....
With this amount of money, I can fly to Dubai by Emirates,
stay in Burj Al Arab for 2 nights then only fly back to Malaysia,
still got extra money i guess.....

Thursday, 12 March 2009

Good and Bad

Lot of good and bad things happened to me lately.

Good thing is I finished my thesis,
Bad thing is I done it poorly,
Good thing is I can sleep well now,
bad thing is I was too hardworking until blow up my laptop's hard drive,
Good thing is I haven't blow up my processor yet,
Bad thing is I got no computer to use now,
Good thing is someone willing to lend me her computer, thanks a lot,
Bad thing is I lost my data from my hard drive,
Good thing is I already placed an order for a new hard drive in Amazon,
Bad thing is I spend 50 pound for it,
Good thing is I can load multiple OS on it since it is 320Gb,
Bad thing is I really spend a lot of money lately, I bought a controller and lens hood somemore,
Good thing is I'm helping my mom to spend money. My mom always said she has a kiam siap son who not willing to spend money when he need to. Now, she will happy when she know this. No need to thanks me, mom:)

Monday, 2 March 2009

40 Years Old Website



Well, I'm just curious why friendster never update my friends activity since 40 years ago.
I was a nothing on that time, yet to be a tadpole.
By the way, friendster already existed in the world of ARPANET?
Friendster older than Microsoft?
Hmm.... interesting....